Customer service

Situation: am requesting user ID about a month ago. n now only i follow up to the registered ID.
Yesterday called customer service. was given the ID then asked to call specific person to get the password.

Today:
M: assalamualaikum. Encik XxxX. saya dari YYY called utk follow up regarding pasword utk sytem MmM.
Mr F: Sorry. i'm not in charge for that system. (firm n short)

M: (Auto mode to polite English) ... but i was asked by the customer service to call you in getting the password.
Mr F: tell your supervisor. i'm not in charge for the said system (firm n short).

M: OK then. tq.


ketuk ketak ketuk ketak (calling customer service again)
X: Hello... aAFda customer service speaking.

M: (auto mode to ARROGANT ENGLISH) ... Hi, i'm bla bla bla from bla bla bla. i called yesterday regarding my login ID. my service ticket ID is GHGHSGFs. I would like to check whether this number your friend gave me yesterday is correct or not. i called that guy and he said to me that he is not in charge of the said job. (reciting phone number)
X. Yes mam. that number is corret.

M: (repeating the phone number twice)...please confirm again the number. can you tell me his full name.
X: yes the number is correct. his name is ASGRARGTBDSG.

M: could you please spell his name out.
X: (spelling patiently). Please called him again and ask for password. mention to him that he is the one approving your application. if possible please mention also your ticket number.
M: OK. thanks.


ketepak (REdial nombor itu mamat).
still in ARROGANT ENGLISH mode (udah org tu pon speaking arrogantly)

M:hello. i'm dafgAGadg. i called just now. i need password for aAGAGa login ID. my ticket number AGAGTRAG
X: give me your LoginID.

M: my login ID is blalalalala.
X: your pasword. XYZOIES.



waaah....BLOODY ARROGANT! i don't know how that guy was hired as someone liasing with A LOT of people.

Conversation

Aqeel: mak takde pistol Ben10.
Mak: aqeel belikan la utk mak satu.
Aqeel: aqeel tak de duit.
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Godek handphone

This morning

My 2 n half year toddler was fiddling with his Ayah handphone.

macam biasa la. mesti ada ter buat call yg tah sapa2 tah.

then...Ayah pun buat screen lock

n bagi dia balik the phone (kalo tak ..meroyan budak nih.. kena maintain good mood sebab sat je lagi nak gi hantar nursery)

n dia pon sambung menggodek handphone itu.

tetiba terdengar

"Haaaaaa.... Ally Bird!"  -> as in Angry Bird

"Aqeel nak main Ally Bird la"

ingatkan dia main2...imaginasi melampau ke apa.

sekali dengar..muzik Angry Bird.

hahahahhaha....screen lock pon tak jalan daaaaaa. siap bleh browse itu Nokia lagi cari game.

Lawa ah jam

Terberkenan jam budak2 kat kedai, makanya mencari idea utk beli jam;
Mak: birthday nanti Almas nak jam ke handphone?
Pikir kejap
Almas: handphone.
Mak: nak handphone tu nak telefon sapa nyaaaaa. Jam la, tgk... Cantikkan jam ni.
Almas: bukan kat handphone pon ada jam ke. Apa la mak ni. Tu pon takbleh pikir.

Ada anak bijak pon susoh gok weeei. Takde can nak shopping jam :(
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suka timun

recently

Ayah: Babaqeel nak timun? (tgh makan nasi lemak n timun ada sikit tersalut ngan sambal)

Babaqeel: Asuh nak (basuh nak laaaa)

ewaaaaaaaaaaah....buleh demand plak
*Babaqqel is 1yr 10 month

I want to be ...

Jamjamas: "Nanti nak jadi doktor haiwan la mak"

10 minutes later

Jamjamas: "Eh... tak boleh la jadi doktor haiwan...nanti kena rawat dog.. najis...doktor biasa laa"

pulak. nanti nak kena spent time for a girly talk. eksplain about pro n cons

Jamjamas: "nak jadi doktor haiwan jugaklah.. nak rawat cat je"

definitely nak kena have a girly talk ngan budak nih

Boyani n her homework

1pm

Boyani: "mak capat la hantar kakak gi skolah"
Mak: "lagi sejam stengah daaa baru start skolah. buat apa bgi awal sangat?"
Boyani: *nada  slow* "keja skolah tak siap lagi. nak gi buat kat skolah niiii"
Mak: *high note* "ABIH YG SMALAM KATA DAH SIAP TU APAAAA"
Boyani: "Tu yg skolah kebangsaan"

MAK: --- *kreng ngeng ngeng*-- bertukar jadi FALLEN

Jamjamas n her money

on the way ke skolah kebangsaan:

"Lain kali kalo mak nak bagi belanja seringgit je, mak kena bagi syiling 50sen 2 keping tau. Bleh beli air milo dan dapat baki seringgit"

Mak:
"Err...OK. jamjamas pegi jalan kaki ke kantin skolah agama la utk beli air milo ek"

Jamjamas:
*buat muka bodo...malas layan mak dia*


Nota:
kes air milo adolah di skolah agama.

Jamjamas n her money

"Mak, Ainun kan dia  beli air milo bayar 50sen 50sen. pastu dapat duit baki seringgit (as in note seringgit)"

*speechless*

Eksen

recent conversation @ our house

Boyani:
kakak lahir kat UK. jadi kakak dgn sendirinya terer English. mak tak yah ajar kakak english. mak ajar bahasa melayu je ye.






waaaah. Eksennya!